I'm not going to list the insults for you, if you're not thinking it, I'm not going to put the idea in your head.
If I can't punch people who talk shit about you, you can't punch people who talk shit about me.
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I'm not going to list the insults for you, if you're not thinking it, I'm not going to put the idea in your head.
If I can't punch people who talk shit about you, you can't punch people who talk shit about me.