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[whateveraspidercan]

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[whateveraspidercan]

Just observation.

Unless Ned or Aunt May went evil I don't really have anyone close who that could have happened to.

[proactive_with_pep]

same. except it's nothing that can happen to anyone else. like, ever. which is good.

btw you need to let me know what song to use for the ring tone for you when you call. right now it's set to the sound of a duck. i haven't changed it yet.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait why can't it just be a duck?

[proactive_with_pep]

i never said it couldn't be. it can be if you want it to be. do you want it to be? bec it's super cute.

[whateveraspidercan]

I totally want it to be the duck!

[proactive_with_pep]

dick it is.

{auto-correct is not correct this time.}

wth?! DUCK. that was duck.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’ve seen how often jerk guys hit on you.

I figure you have to type duck a lot.

Ugh, I mean dick.

[proactive_with_pep]

it's not as often recently as it used to be.

sometimes i think my phone just hates me.

lol! now you know my pain.

[whateveraspidercan]

Really? That's good!

I feel like duck to dick is way worse :-P

[proactive_with_pep]

yep! though i think it has to do with possibly accidentally breaking a wrist of one jerk and word traveling fast.

it really is.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait, seriously?!?!

[proactive_with_pep]

yes. but it was an accident! i didn't mean to break his wrist. i had grabbed his hand and pulled it back barely but the idiot twisted as if to show off how easily he could get out of my kung fu grasp and well...SNAP.

[whateveraspidercan]

I have been high-fiving and fist-bumping you way too casually.

[proactive_with_pep]

:P it was an accident and i even said i was sorry...granted it was after he was gone and everyone thought i was some whack job.

[whateveraspidercan]

I have delicate little nerd wrists, I have to be careful.

That's good that you apologized.

[proactive_with_pep]

i promise to always be careful with you. besides idk you seem to have pretty manly wrists. if that's a thing.

that's me the better person! ;D

[whateveraspidercan]

Sure, it can be a thing. I don't are what they're like so long as you like them :-)

So proud of you!

[proactive_with_pep]

i don't not like them? i never looked at a wrist and said, "that's a manly wrist if i ever saw one!"

thank you! i'm very mature for my age.

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe you should so you don't hurt anymore. But I trust you to be careful with my body.

[Did that come out weird? That came out weird.]

Totally mature. But still fun.

[proactive_with_pep]

i promise to never ever break your wrists or any other part of your body. unless you're into that. are you into that?

i'm working very hard on my maturity. being an adult is right around the corner.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh yeah. Broken bones all the way. It's super sexy.

It sucks that maturity seems kinda boring at times.

[proactive_with_pep]

please tell me you're joking. sarcasm doesn't translate well via text sometimes. bec there are guys that are into that sorta thing.

i vow to be an awesome adult. already that gives me an advantage over other adults. maybe.

[whateveraspidercan]

Totally joking. I mean, the entirety of my experience with that sort of stuff has been with you so you basically know all I've tried.

I admire that. I'm going for not being a complete wreck of a human being. That's where I'm setting the bar.

[proactive_with_pep]

check Craigslist. there are some strange people on there. Willow and i get bored some nights and check the personals for laughs. we've been scared a few times at the requests people post.

i think that's all most of us go for tbh. as far as setting the bar you're way above yours already and you're not even an adult yet. <3

you also have the advantage of working with all that Stark technology so who knows maybe you'll be our generations leading superhero billionaire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[whateveraspidercan]

I feel like that's the equivalent of "This is gross, smell it."

:-D I don't know. But thanks, I'm glad you think so.

I would be the worst billionaire.