Well I thought you were fake when she told me about you just sayin'.
If you talk about her like that, the 'super amazing' part, no wonder people don't believe you. Yo, you gotta type naked a lot for autocorrect to switch that shit. By no means am I raggin on you. A sex life even through text is better than your hand and imagination.
And do people go around dating someone they don't think is super amazing? Who is going "can't wait to hang out with my totally mediocre boyfriend this weekend"?
Yeah seriously. Why wouldn't I? She goes on and on about how perfect you are, yet you live across the country - conveniently might I add, and I have yet to lay eyes on you. Suspicious? Yeah, a fuck ton.
You can date someone super amazing but keep that shit to yourself. Otherwise you sound like a car salesman trying to sell you a junker by making it seem better than what it is.
You look like you just made someone cry and they liked it
[Look, so she's maybe a little, tiny bit sexy. Sorta.]
That's good, I guess. I don't know if I'd give up caring what people who hate me think if it also meant I didn't care what people who are close to me thought
You can care about what people who are close to you think, that's normal. I mean for the people who hate you why sweat it? You ain't g'na change their minds in how they feel about you so fuck what they think.
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whateveraspidercan) wrote2018-02-18 11:05 am
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Well, I am pretty puny so that doesn't help
I'm almost afraid to ask what you were expecting?
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Penis Parker or Penis Packer.
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Uhhhh... Oz or punier?
[Jeez, was there like a handbook for these names or something?]
Yeah, that would be totally horrible if either of those were my nickname...
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Unless wait. Have you not met dog boy?
Not unless you're into that sorta thing. Which clearly you're not since you've got a gf. Unless it's a coverup. In which case it ain't none of my biz.
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I’m taller than Oz but just as skinny
Well, people have accused me of having a fake girlfriend
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[Bad huh or good huh it'd be hard to tell even in person with Faith.]
Before B or when you got with her, or both?
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Oh, they think Buffy is fake
My super amazing girlfriend from California naked Buffy does sound fake
*named, not naked
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If you talk about her like that, the 'super amazing' part, no wonder people don't believe you. Yo, you gotta type naked a lot for autocorrect to switch that shit. By no means am I raggin on you. A sex life even through text is better than your hand and imagination.
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Why would you think I was fake?
And do people go around dating someone they don't think is super amazing? Who is going "can't wait to hang out with my totally mediocre boyfriend this weekend"?
Uhhh... no comment on the autocorrect thing
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You can date someone super amazing but keep that shit to yourself. Otherwise you sound like a car salesman trying to sell you a junker by making it seem better than what it is.
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So if you were dating someone you wouldn't want them to tell people they thought you were super amazing?
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We swappin' pics now? Here's mine.
[DO YOU SEE WHY YOUR GF HAS BEEN AVOIDING THIS INTERACTION.]
No. Mostly because I don't give a shit what other people think. He, or she, doesn't need to go around telling people how amazing I am.
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[Look, so she's maybe a little, tiny bit sexy. Sorta.]
That's good, I guess. I don't know if I'd give up caring what people who hate me think if it also meant I didn't care what people who are close to me thought
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[Tiny bit, yeah, suuuuuure.]
You can care about what people who are close to you think, that's normal. I mean for the people who hate you why sweat it? You ain't g'na change their minds in how they feel about you so fuck what they think.
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Still working on that personally, I guess