oh, really? how?
I was going to say “speaking of versatile how would you like to...” and then I was going to suggest something dirty we could do together
oh, okay then. let's go back.
yes, we are very versatile.
Speaking of versatile how would you like to sneak into one of the theatres on broadway and have sex on the stage after it's closed?
that is a STUPID question
I do like it, that's why it was a stupid question.
Oh yeah I guess it was kind of stupid in that way
You free tonight though?
Yes. 100% yes.
Okay I'm going to bring a blanket and cleaning wipes though because like
Janitors should not have to clean up after us
Agreed. We don't need to be assholes about it.
We will be very considerate with our semi-public fucking
And with our breaking and entering.
Yeah but we're not going to break in or steal anything so that's like
Barely a crime
Oh, that is getting saved. I am screenshotting that and hanging it on my wall.
Oh come on that's not that wild of a thing to say!
It is for Spider-man.
Spider-Man is a vigilante who breaks the law regulardly
Well
True
But you're worth it
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oh, really? how?
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I was going to say “speaking of versatile how would you like to...” and then I was going to suggest something dirty we could do together
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oh, okay then. let's go back.
yes, we are very versatile.
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Speaking of versatile how would you like to sneak into one of the theatres on broadway and have sex on the stage after it's closed?
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that is a STUPID question
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I do like it, that's why it was a stupid question.
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Oh yeah I guess it was kind of stupid in that way
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You free tonight though?
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yeah, I'm free tonight
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Yes. 100% yes.
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Okay I'm going to bring a blanket and cleaning wipes though because like
Janitors should not have to clean up after us
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Agreed. We don't need to be assholes about it.
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We will be very considerate with our semi-public fucking
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And with our breaking and entering.
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Yeah but we're not going to break in or steal anything so that's like
Barely a crime
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Oh, that is getting saved. I am screenshotting that and hanging it on my wall.
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Oh come on that's not that wild of a thing to say!
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It is for Spider-man.
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Spider-Man is a vigilante who breaks the law regulardly
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Well
True
But you're worth it
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