Well, yes. That kid at your school that's always
talking shit, do you know how much I would like to destroy him? How much I
would have already destroyed him if you hadn't made it clear you didn't
want me to? It's a LOT. Not even to mention the actual fights you get in,
how many times I've wanted to go after somebody over those, I've lost
count.
[There have been exactly three times Arya didn't go after somebody
who hurt somebody she cared about, by the request of exactly three specific
people. Not counting by specific incident, just by who asked her not
to.]
Yeah, sure. I'll send you a picture when I get home. I
can't remember all of them. Some of them I don't know their names - like
those dicks at the party - so they don't really count.
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Okay. I mean my only objection is that it wouldn't be fair if you got to hit somebody and I didn't.
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Is that really a concern though? Really?
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Well, yes. That kid at your school that's always talking shit, do you know how much I would like to destroy him? How much I would have already destroyed him if you hadn't made it clear you didn't want me to? It's a LOT. Not even to mention the actual fights you get in, how many times I've wanted to go after somebody over those, I've lost count.
[There have been exactly three times Arya didn't go after somebody who hurt somebody she cared about, by the request of exactly three specific people. Not counting by specific incident, just by who asked her not to.]
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No I mean do you really think I would end up punching more people than you?
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Ohhhhhh. That makes way more sense. No, what I was saying wouldn't be fair was if you punched someone but still said I couldn't punch anybody.
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No no I would never make a rule like that!
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And I wouldn't punch anyone you weren't okay with. Well, barring extenuating circumstances - you know I've only got so much self control
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I am okay with you punching someone that says something about me. I trust your discretion
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Gods, that's even worse than you asking me not to.
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HOW IS GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO PUNCH WORSE THAN NOT GIVING YOU PERMISSION?!
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Now it's my choice and I could disappoint you!
Why are you yelling?
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But you don’t disappoint me
Mostly just for emphasis
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I haven't but it also hasn't been up to my own self control who I punch about you
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Well try to trust me trusting you?
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Okay, I think I can do that.
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So you have my blessing to punch someone that you think deserves it for being mean to me or whatever
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Okay.
I have a list.
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Can I see the list or at least some of it?
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Yeah, sure. I'll send you a picture when I get home. I can't remember all of them. Some of them I don't know their names - like those dicks at the party - so they don't really count.
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That sounds like it's a long list
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I've got longer.
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Are the longer ones more fun?
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No, not generally.
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What something on one of your "fun" lists?
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This is on one of them. I'm not telling you which list it's on, though.
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