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[whateveraspidercan]

Overflow for TFLN threads that go after the captcha gets to be a pain.

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[roguefirecracker]

Uh huh. Completely the same.

[Faith has zero idea wtf Peter is talking about. She does not speak dweeb.]

Dude, are you for reals? That's not lying.

How about we just agree to meet up at the Bronze and you can tell her on the way?

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s deception, which is basically the same thing

Don’t worry, I’ll just tell her you’re at the Bronze and want to meet you. She’ll be fine with it

[roguefirecracker]

Not really, but I'm not going to argue with ya.

You think so? I'm bettin' she'll skirt around the idea and something will 'suddenly come up' and the two of you won't make it to the Bronze.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well then I’ll go to the Bronze to meet you and if she wants to be there when it happens she can come

[roguefirecracker]

[Excuse Faith from responding right away, she's too busy laughing her head off.]

You got balls. I like that. It won't fly with her tho, y'gotta know that by now.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wanna bet?

[roguefirecracker]

Hell yeah. Better make it worth my while.

[whateveraspidercan]

So what's the wager then?

[roguefirecracker]

Something harmless. For me if I win, how 'bout you owe me a dance?


[A completely-100%-harmless-test-driving-out-Buffy's-boyfriend dance.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhhh

Okay, but if I win you have to do whatever Buffy says for a week

[roguefirecracker]

That's dirty. But sure, whatever. Deal.

When's the next time you come out so I can be prepared whichever way the bet goes?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh!

In a couple of weeks! But it’s a surprise so don’t tell

[roguefirecracker]

You mean you want me to lie to her?

[whateveraspidercan]

... touché

If she asks if you know when I’m coming then you can tell her

[roguefirecracker]

Considering she doesn't know I got your number I'm sure the question won't come up. Your surprise is safe with me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait... if she didn't give it to you how did you get it?

[roguefirecracker]

Not all that complicated, Dick Cheney.

I copied your contact info from B's phone, sent my contact in her phone a text with your info and the rest is history.

[whateveraspidercan]

Why didn’t you just ask her for my number?

[roguefirecracker]

Did. She claims the only one that's got your number besides her is her ma, and she ain't forking it over to any of us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh

That’s weird

[Because that makes it seem like Buffy is embarrassed by him or something.]

But hey, none of her other friends wanted to meet me so bad they stole my contact info

So that’s a +1 for you in my book

[roguefirecracker]

I thought it might be a little weird but I didn't wanna say anything in case I was overstepping.

It's nothing out of the norm though. She tends to be a little possessive over what she claims as hers. Even if it's not hers anymore.

[Look at how good she's subtly planting shit in his head or trying to anyway.]

+1 for me? I'll take it. The others don't like ruffling feathers. I'm sure she won't be happy knowing I jacked your number from her phone once she finds out.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, I’m definitely hers :-)

[He wasn’t going to mention that he kinda liked the way that Buffy was possessive about it.]

Well, yeah, she probably won’t be thrilled with you

[roguefirecracker]

That's so cute.

[It's a good thing because she's still digesting her food and trying to keep it down from all the cutesy stuff.]

Definitely not, but I can handle Twinkie. ;)

[whateveraspidercan]

It's adorable to the point of being gross, you can say it

Wait, is that your nickname for her?

Why is that your nickname for her?

Because it is HILARIOUS

[roguefirecracker]

I had to stop my lunch from comin' up. It's pretty gross considering it ain't my kinda thing.

It is. I guess because she's short and blonde and filled with a bunch of sugar everyone seems to love like an actual Twinkie.

Y'think so? She hates the nick which is the main reason I call her by it. She smiles but you can tell it annoys the everlivingshit out of her.