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[whateveraspidercan]

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[roguefirecracker]

[Excuse Faith from responding right away, she's too busy laughing her head off.]

You got balls. I like that. It won't fly with her tho, y'gotta know that by now.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wanna bet?

[roguefirecracker]

Hell yeah. Better make it worth my while.

[whateveraspidercan]

So what's the wager then?

[roguefirecracker]

Something harmless. For me if I win, how 'bout you owe me a dance?


[A completely-100%-harmless-test-driving-out-Buffy's-boyfriend dance.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhhh

Okay, but if I win you have to do whatever Buffy says for a week

[roguefirecracker]

That's dirty. But sure, whatever. Deal.

When's the next time you come out so I can be prepared whichever way the bet goes?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh!

In a couple of weeks! But it’s a surprise so don’t tell

[roguefirecracker]

You mean you want me to lie to her?

[whateveraspidercan]

... touché

If she asks if you know when I’m coming then you can tell her

[roguefirecracker]

Considering she doesn't know I got your number I'm sure the question won't come up. Your surprise is safe with me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait... if she didn't give it to you how did you get it?

[roguefirecracker]

Not all that complicated, Dick Cheney.

I copied your contact info from B's phone, sent my contact in her phone a text with your info and the rest is history.

[whateveraspidercan]

Why didn’t you just ask her for my number?

[roguefirecracker]

Did. She claims the only one that's got your number besides her is her ma, and she ain't forking it over to any of us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh

That’s weird

[Because that makes it seem like Buffy is embarrassed by him or something.]

But hey, none of her other friends wanted to meet me so bad they stole my contact info

So that’s a +1 for you in my book

[roguefirecracker]

I thought it might be a little weird but I didn't wanna say anything in case I was overstepping.

It's nothing out of the norm though. She tends to be a little possessive over what she claims as hers. Even if it's not hers anymore.

[Look at how good she's subtly planting shit in his head or trying to anyway.]

+1 for me? I'll take it. The others don't like ruffling feathers. I'm sure she won't be happy knowing I jacked your number from her phone once she finds out.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, I’m definitely hers :-)

[He wasn’t going to mention that he kinda liked the way that Buffy was possessive about it.]

Well, yeah, she probably won’t be thrilled with you

[roguefirecracker]

That's so cute.

[It's a good thing because she's still digesting her food and trying to keep it down from all the cutesy stuff.]

Definitely not, but I can handle Twinkie. ;)

[whateveraspidercan]

It's adorable to the point of being gross, you can say it

Wait, is that your nickname for her?

Why is that your nickname for her?

Because it is HILARIOUS

[roguefirecracker]

I had to stop my lunch from comin' up. It's pretty gross considering it ain't my kinda thing.

It is. I guess because she's short and blonde and filled with a bunch of sugar everyone seems to love like an actual Twinkie.

Y'think so? She hates the nick which is the main reason I call her by it. She smiles but you can tell it annoys the everlivingshit out of her.

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s way better than the nickname some people call me

Not that I’m going to call her that

[roguefirecracker]

[She has a feeling she knows what one of them might be.]

Whatta they call you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Puny Parker is one of the nicer ones.

[roguefirecracker]

Other teenagers can be shitheads. I'll be honest and tell ya that's not one I was expecting. Sometimes you need to pop them upside the head and show 'em you ain't puny.