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[whateveraspidercan]

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[roguefirecracker]

That's dirty. But sure, whatever. Deal.

When's the next time you come out so I can be prepared whichever way the bet goes?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh!

In a couple of weeks! But it’s a surprise so don’t tell

[roguefirecracker]

You mean you want me to lie to her?

[whateveraspidercan]

... touché

If she asks if you know when I’m coming then you can tell her

[roguefirecracker]

Considering she doesn't know I got your number I'm sure the question won't come up. Your surprise is safe with me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait... if she didn't give it to you how did you get it?

[roguefirecracker]

Not all that complicated, Dick Cheney.

I copied your contact info from B's phone, sent my contact in her phone a text with your info and the rest is history.

[whateveraspidercan]

Why didn’t you just ask her for my number?

[roguefirecracker]

Did. She claims the only one that's got your number besides her is her ma, and she ain't forking it over to any of us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh

That’s weird

[Because that makes it seem like Buffy is embarrassed by him or something.]

But hey, none of her other friends wanted to meet me so bad they stole my contact info

So that’s a +1 for you in my book

[roguefirecracker]

I thought it might be a little weird but I didn't wanna say anything in case I was overstepping.

It's nothing out of the norm though. She tends to be a little possessive over what she claims as hers. Even if it's not hers anymore.

[Look at how good she's subtly planting shit in his head or trying to anyway.]

+1 for me? I'll take it. The others don't like ruffling feathers. I'm sure she won't be happy knowing I jacked your number from her phone once she finds out.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, I’m definitely hers :-)

[He wasn’t going to mention that he kinda liked the way that Buffy was possessive about it.]

Well, yeah, she probably won’t be thrilled with you

[roguefirecracker]

That's so cute.

[It's a good thing because she's still digesting her food and trying to keep it down from all the cutesy stuff.]

Definitely not, but I can handle Twinkie. ;)

[whateveraspidercan]

It's adorable to the point of being gross, you can say it

Wait, is that your nickname for her?

Why is that your nickname for her?

Because it is HILARIOUS

[roguefirecracker]

I had to stop my lunch from comin' up. It's pretty gross considering it ain't my kinda thing.

It is. I guess because she's short and blonde and filled with a bunch of sugar everyone seems to love like an actual Twinkie.

Y'think so? She hates the nick which is the main reason I call her by it. She smiles but you can tell it annoys the everlivingshit out of her.

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s way better than the nickname some people call me

Not that I’m going to call her that

[roguefirecracker]

[She has a feeling she knows what one of them might be.]

Whatta they call you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Puny Parker is one of the nicer ones.

[roguefirecracker]

Other teenagers can be shitheads. I'll be honest and tell ya that's not one I was expecting. Sometimes you need to pop them upside the head and show 'em you ain't puny.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, I am pretty puny so that doesn't help

I'm almost afraid to ask what you were expecting?

[roguefirecracker]

How puny we talkin'? Xander puny, Oz puny or punier?

Penis Parker or Penis Packer.

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhh... Oz or punier?

[Jeez, was there like a handbook for these names or something?]

Yeah, that would be totally horrible if either of those were my nickname...

[roguefirecracker]

Are you asking me what Oz or punier means or you agreeing you're smaller?

Unless wait. Have you not met dog boy?

Not unless you're into that sorta thing. Which clearly you're not since you've got a gf. Unless it's a coverup. In which case it ain't none of my biz.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m taller than Oz but just as skinny

Well, people have accused me of having a fake girlfriend

[roguefirecracker]

Huh.

[Bad huh or good huh it'd be hard to tell even in person with Faith.]

Before B or when you got with her, or both?