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[whateveraspidercan]

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[roguefirecracker]

I had to stop my lunch from comin' up. It's pretty gross considering it ain't my kinda thing.

It is. I guess because she's short and blonde and filled with a bunch of sugar everyone seems to love like an actual Twinkie.

Y'think so? She hates the nick which is the main reason I call her by it. She smiles but you can tell it annoys the everlivingshit out of her.

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s way better than the nickname some people call me

Not that I’m going to call her that

[roguefirecracker]

[She has a feeling she knows what one of them might be.]

Whatta they call you?

[whateveraspidercan]

Puny Parker is one of the nicer ones.

[roguefirecracker]

Other teenagers can be shitheads. I'll be honest and tell ya that's not one I was expecting. Sometimes you need to pop them upside the head and show 'em you ain't puny.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well, I am pretty puny so that doesn't help

I'm almost afraid to ask what you were expecting?

[roguefirecracker]

How puny we talkin'? Xander puny, Oz puny or punier?

Penis Parker or Penis Packer.

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhh... Oz or punier?

[Jeez, was there like a handbook for these names or something?]

Yeah, that would be totally horrible if either of those were my nickname...

[roguefirecracker]

Are you asking me what Oz or punier means or you agreeing you're smaller?

Unless wait. Have you not met dog boy?

Not unless you're into that sorta thing. Which clearly you're not since you've got a gf. Unless it's a coverup. In which case it ain't none of my biz.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m taller than Oz but just as skinny

Well, people have accused me of having a fake girlfriend

[roguefirecracker]

Huh.

[Bad huh or good huh it'd be hard to tell even in person with Faith.]

Before B or when you got with her, or both?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh, they think Buffy is fake

My super amazing girlfriend from California naked Buffy does sound fake

*named, not naked

[roguefirecracker]

Well I thought you were fake when she told me about you just sayin'.

If you talk about her like that, the 'super amazing' part, no wonder people don't believe you. Yo, you gotta type naked a lot for autocorrect to switch that shit. By no means am I raggin on you. A sex life even through text is better than your hand and imagination.

[whateveraspidercan]

lol seriously?

Why would you think I was fake?

And do people go around dating someone they don't think is super amazing? Who is going "can't wait to hang out with my totally mediocre boyfriend this weekend"?

Uhhh... no comment on the autocorrect thing

[roguefirecracker]

Yeah seriously. Why wouldn't I? She goes on and on about how perfect you are, yet you live across the country - conveniently might I add, and I have yet to lay eyes on you. Suspicious? Yeah, a fuck ton.


You can date someone super amazing but keep that shit to yourself. Otherwise you sound like a car salesman trying to sell you a junker by making it seem better than what it is.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well try not to be blown away about the perfection that is this

So if you were dating someone you wouldn't want them to tell people they thought you were super amazing?

[roguefirecracker]

[Again not what she was expecting. That is the face Buffy Summers LOVES.]

We swappin' pics now? Here's mine.

[DO YOU SEE WHY YOUR GF HAS BEEN AVOIDING THIS INTERACTION.]

No. Mostly because I don't give a shit what other people think. He, or she, doesn't need to go around telling people how amazing I am.

[whateveraspidercan]

You look like you just made someone cry and they liked it

[Look, so she's maybe a little, tiny bit sexy. Sorta.]

That's good, I guess. I don't know if I'd give up caring what people who hate me think if it also meant I didn't care what people who are close to me thought

[roguefirecracker]

Wouldn't be the first time that's happened.

[Tiny bit, yeah, suuuuuure.]

You can care about what people who are close to you think, that's normal. I mean for the people who hate you why sweat it? You ain't g'na change their minds in how they feel about you so fuck what they think.

[whateveraspidercan]

It's a good look for you

Still working on that personally, I guess