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[whateveraspidercan]

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[wolf_blood]

she might think it was weird if you said you had cramps, yeah

[whateveraspidercan]

Also I can't really hide a black eye

[wolf_blood]

I mean if you really wanted to I could get Sansa to show me how to do that with make up

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm pretty sure Aunt May would still notice

Wait why does Sansa know how to do that?

[wolf_blood]

that's probably true

Her shitbag ex. But I didn't tell you that, okay? It's her story, not mine.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay

And I know if it was like

A "thing" you'd have done something but if anything like that ever happens again and someone needs threatening and you need plausible deniability let me know

[wolf_blood]

I appreciate that

but if it happens again and someone needs threatening I don't really give a fuck about plausible deniability, they're going to know it's me threatening them

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but if it ever came to stabbing someone over it just

Try not to get caught?

Which

Sorry I'm just trying to be supportive and not tell you to not stab someone because I know you'd never do it unless it was necessary and trying to talk you out of it would be pointless but at the same time I don't want you to go to jail because they do not have conjugal visits often enough and I would miss you

[wolf_blood]

honey, breathe

I promise I won't go to jail

I would miss you, too

[whateveraspidercan]

Good

And I was breathing!

[Narrator: he was in fact, not breathing.]

[wolf_blood]

you sure? cause if you'd been saying that in person I know you would've been doing that rapidfire thing of yours

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I breathed EVENTUALLY

Sometimes I just start talking and I realize the words I'm saying maybe should be things I'm saying so I have to try and walk it back

[wolf_blood]

you don't have to try and walk it back with me. you can just start and keep talking. you let me do that all the time

[whateveraspidercan]

But the stuff you say doesn't seem to come out wrong from the start

[wolf_blood]

um, sometimes it definitely fucking does

better than not saying it at all so fuck it, let it come out wrong

I'm pretty sure I'm parroting something you've said to me here in fact

[whateveraspidercan]

Using my own works against me seems like cheating

[wolf_blood]

fine, then I'm cheating

still true

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but I reserve the right to try and explain myself still

[wolf_blood]

that's fine. I think that probably falls under 'just say it' still, so

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay then my "just say it" involves "and then explain what you just said and maybe explain that explanation"

[wolf_blood]

And I will listen to all of it

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah, you're always good about that

[wolf_blood]

I would expect an intervention if that changed

Like just you there but you know. Still

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe I'll have an intervention about something anyway

That sounds kind of fun

[wolf_blood]

really?

Okay, what's my intervention going to be about?