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[whateveraspidercan]

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[wolf_blood]

well, next time, then

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait next time what?

[wolf_blood]

next time we'll find something that doesn't taste gross to do that with

[whateveraspidercan]

Why?

...

Oh! Yeah, definitely

[wolf_blood]

there you go, you got it

[whateveraspidercan]

My Amazon history is getting so weird

[wolf_blood]

I'm going to guess: legos, sex toy, action figures, lube

[whateveraspidercan]

And now edible markers

So I guess it’s less weird and more slightly kinky

[wolf_blood]

slightly kinky? that's still false advertising, then

[whateveraspidercan]

Are we really all that kinky?

[wolf_blood]

well, we're sure as hell not vanilla

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay good point

We'll go with "exciting"

[wolf_blood]

you're adorable.

Like if we only did one of the things we regularly do, sure, exciting would cover it. If we ONLY tied each other up or if I only made you beg or if only one of us had fucked the other in the ass, etc, etc.

[whateveraspidercan]

"Fairly exciting"

[wolf_blood]

Are you attached to the idea that we're just exciting or are you just being cute now?

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe a bit of both?

How would you classify us now?

[wolf_blood]

I don't think I actually care about classifying us. We're just us. I just like teasing you about it

[whateveraspidercan]

That's because you're fairly a monster ;-P

[wolf_blood]

not my fault you make it so much fun, monster fucker

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey

I have nearly impossibly high standards for the monsters I fuck

[wolf_blood]

oh, that's plural, is it?

[whateveraspidercan]

Well sort of

None of the monsters before you met the standards

[wolf_blood]

oh, I see. Remind me of this list of standards you were comparing them to?

[whateveraspidercan]

They had to have a savage side but also be pretty

They have to be able to handle really serious situations but also be really silly

They have to have the greatest ass in the world

Also? They have to be able to flirt with an eye roll and a lot of monsters just can’t do that

They also have to be really smart there is no compromise with that

And it’s important they always make the payoff worth the tease

Good cuddler is essential. Actually they have to be the world’s best at cuddling

Can’t forget a strong sense of justice but also a good helping of compassion

And their eyes. They have to have these stunning eyes that can just reel you in with a look one while making you feel like you’re the only person in the world to them one moment and then be filled with mischief and delight the next

[wolf_blood]

[There's a couple minutes before she replies to that, but they're good minutes. And just because she knows that'll worry him a little there is a img attached.]

oh, is that all?