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[whateveraspidercan]

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[wolf_blood]

I don't think I actually care about classifying us. We're just us. I just like teasing you about it

[whateveraspidercan]

That's because you're fairly a monster ;-P

[wolf_blood]

not my fault you make it so much fun, monster fucker

[whateveraspidercan]

Hey

I have nearly impossibly high standards for the monsters I fuck

[wolf_blood]

oh, that's plural, is it?

[whateveraspidercan]

Well sort of

None of the monsters before you met the standards

[wolf_blood]

oh, I see. Remind me of this list of standards you were comparing them to?

[whateveraspidercan]

They had to have a savage side but also be pretty

They have to be able to handle really serious situations but also be really silly

They have to have the greatest ass in the world

Also? They have to be able to flirt with an eye roll and a lot of monsters just can’t do that

They also have to be really smart there is no compromise with that

And it’s important they always make the payoff worth the tease

Good cuddler is essential. Actually they have to be the world’s best at cuddling

Can’t forget a strong sense of justice but also a good helping of compassion

And their eyes. They have to have these stunning eyes that can just reel you in with a look one while making you feel like you’re the only person in the world to them one moment and then be filled with mischief and delight the next

[wolf_blood]

[There's a couple minutes before she replies to that, but they're good minutes. And just because she knows that'll worry him a little there is a img attached.]

oh, is that all?

[whateveraspidercan]

I was going to put that they couldn't be too tall but that just seemed like over kill

[wolf_blood]

yes, that one would definitely have been the one that made it over the top

[whateveraspidercan]

But I felt like all the rest was pretty fair.

[wolf_blood]

well I'm obviously not going to try and convince you to lower your standards

[whateveraspidercan]

Too late at this point you're the only one I ever want to be with

[wolf_blood]

[this should definitely not stop her in her tracks as thoroughly as it does. it's not out of the blue in this conversation or in general, they've already done I love yous and random mentions of the future, and yet...]

Well, good.

Clearly I can't claim you don't know what you're getting yourself into.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well yeah

That's the entire reason I got myself into it!

[wolf_blood]

oh, you certainly got yourself into it, that's true

[whateveraspidercan]

Getting into it is one of my favorite parts!

[wolf_blood]

hmm, one of? that's not top of the list?

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope

Top of the list are those times where I just

Need to be around you. Like no one else will do because I need my Arya and only her

[wolf_blood]

yeah, okay. I can understand that

[whateveraspidercan]

Sorry sex falls behind the emotional and physical support and comfort you offer ;-P

[wolf_blood]

I accept your apology

[whateveraspidercan]

You're so magnanimous

[wolf_blood]

oh, yes. that's definitely the number one thing ever said about me