Thankfully you also think I'm doing something sexy often when I'm not even trying to.
Because you're naturally so sexy is why.
To you. You always leave out the 'to you.'
Because it’s not just to me!
I admit that I probably find you more so but just because I have the advantage of knowing you really, really intimately
It pretty much is though.
"Probably." Honestly.
You forget I've heard some stuff people at parties say about you
I mean... it's a high "probably" but still just a probably
I have also heard some stuff people at parties say about me.
I don't think it is just a probably.
Are you suggesting it’s a definitely?
Yes, I am. I think I'm flat out stating that it's a definitely, actually.
You have no hard evidence for that claim!
I've had a lot of HARD evidence for that claim.
Okay yes bad word choice on my part
It's all circumstantial!
And your contradicting evidence isn't equally circumstantial?
How is it contradicting?
Because your "evidence" would mean the opposite of mine?
But the burden of proof is with you!
I think I can satisfy the burden of proof, my evidence goes back considerably longer than yours.
How do you figure?
I've been hearing what people say about me way longer. And I think people are more careful now about what they say about me in front of you than they've been historically about what they say about me when I can hear it.
Okay I have to admit that you might be right because of that. Not saying I think you are but that it's possible
I'll take that.
I’m open for further evidence at some point too
...I'm sure at some point someone will insult me to your face, sure.
oh that’s not what I meant
If someone did that I might punch them
What did you mean?
That is a very entertaining mental image.
Other options:
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Thankfully you also think I'm doing something sexy often when I'm not even trying to.
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Because you're naturally so sexy is why.
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To you. You always leave out the 'to you.'
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Because it’s not just to me!
I admit that I probably find you more so but just because I have the advantage of knowing you really, really intimately
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It pretty much is though.
"Probably." Honestly.
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You forget I've heard some stuff people at parties say about you
I mean... it's a high "probably" but still just a probably
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I have also heard some stuff people at parties say about me.
I don't think it is just a probably.
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Are you suggesting it’s a definitely?
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Yes, I am. I think I'm flat out stating that it's a definitely, actually.
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You have no hard evidence for that claim!
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I've had a lot of HARD evidence for that claim.
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Okay yes bad word choice on my part
It's all circumstantial!
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And your contradicting evidence isn't equally circumstantial?
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How is it contradicting?
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Because your "evidence" would mean the opposite of mine?
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But the burden of proof is with you!
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I think I can satisfy the burden of proof, my evidence goes back considerably longer than yours.
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How do you figure?
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I've been hearing what people say about me way longer. And I think people are more careful now about what they say about me in front of you than they've been historically about what they say about me when I can hear it.
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Okay I have to admit that you might be right because of that. Not saying I think you are but that it's possible
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I'll take that.
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I’m open for further evidence at some point too
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...I'm sure at some point someone will insult me to your face, sure.
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oh that’s not what I meant
If someone did that I might punch them
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What did you mean?
That is a very entertaining mental image.
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