No no I would never make a rule like that!
And I wouldn't punch anyone you weren't okay with. Well, barring extenuating circumstances - you know I've only got so much self control
I am okay with you punching someone that says something about me. I trust your discretion
Gods, that's even worse than you asking me not to.
HOW IS GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO PUNCH WORSE THAN NOT GIVING YOU PERMISSION?!
Now it's my choice and I could disappoint you!
Why are you yelling?
But you don’t disappoint me
Mostly just for emphasis
I haven't but it also hasn't been up to my own self control who I punch about you
Well try to trust me trusting you?
Okay, I think I can do that.
So you have my blessing to punch someone that you think deserves it for being mean to me or whatever
Okay.
I have a list.
Can I see the list or at least some of it?
Yeah, sure. I'll send you a picture when I get home. I can't remember all of them. Some of them I don't know their names - like those dicks at the party - so they don't really count.
That sounds like it's a long list
I've got longer.
Are the longer ones more fun?
No, not generally.
What something on one of your "fun" lists?
This is on one of them. I'm not telling you which list it's on, though.
Oh
Wow
could be on the sexy list, could be on the I just want to learn something new list... could be on a whole different list...
Oh I thought it was something you'd want me to do
Not originally, but it could definitely be something we do together.
Maybe you could do it and then teach me?
Other options:
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No no I would never make a rule like that!
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And I wouldn't punch anyone you weren't okay with. Well, barring extenuating circumstances - you know I've only got so much self control
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I am okay with you punching someone that says something about me. I trust your discretion
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Gods, that's even worse than you asking me not to.
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HOW IS GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO PUNCH WORSE THAN NOT GIVING YOU PERMISSION?!
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Now it's my choice and I could disappoint you!
Why are you yelling?
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But you don’t disappoint me
Mostly just for emphasis
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I haven't but it also hasn't been up to my own self control who I punch about you
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Well try to trust me trusting you?
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Okay, I think I can do that.
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So you have my blessing to punch someone that you think deserves it for being mean to me or whatever
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Okay.
I have a list.
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Can I see the list or at least some of it?
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Yeah, sure. I'll send you a picture when I get home. I can't remember all of them. Some of them I don't know their names - like those dicks at the party - so they don't really count.
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That sounds like it's a long list
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I've got longer.
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Are the longer ones more fun?
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No, not generally.
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What something on one of your "fun" lists?
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This is on one of them. I'm not telling you which list it's on, though.
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Oh
Wow
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could be on the sexy list, could be on the I just want to learn something new list... could be on a whole different list...
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Oh I thought it was something you'd want me to do
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Not originally, but it could definitely be something we do together.
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Maybe you could do it and then teach me?
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