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[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, this is Peter Parker. Uh... leave me a message? Or text me... text me would probably be better.

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[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but if we're doing that then you started it with the intention to start things!

[wolf_blood]

No, because I had intention and effort, sure, but I also had failure

[whateveraspidercan]

Temporary failure though!

You made out okay in the end

[wolf_blood]

oh, I made out like a bandit in the end! but the credit attribution is still obviously you

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay so I can definitively say I was attracted to you before all those times you started trying to sleep with me

But I don’t know if I can say for sure I would have had the dreams without all that

[wolf_blood]

wait, you're not sure you would've had the dreams without all what, exactly?

[whateveraspidercan]

Well seeing you too less for one

[wolf_blood]

why would you have seen me less?

the stuff I did when we hung out was sex related, or trying to be, but that was never the reason we were hanging out

[whateveraspidercan]

Sorry that should have said topless but I was distracted by imagining you topless

[wolf_blood]

ohhhh. okay, that makes sense

[whateveraspidercan]

So I think that probably contributed to it but I can’t be 100% certain

[wolf_blood]

I haven't ended up dating anybody else who's seen me topless though, so I'm not sure if that makes much of a difference to who gets credit.

[whateveraspidercan]

Let’s say that “fault” is split 60/40

[wolf_blood]

in which direction?

[whateveraspidercan]

Eh, does it matter?

[wolf_blood]

I suppose not

[whateveraspidercan]

Fault makes it sound bad though and it's not bad

There has to be a better word

Credit? Split the credit 60/40

[wolf_blood]

I agree, credit is a much better word.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes! Because it all turned out so good!

[wolf_blood]

and only ever getting better

[whateveraspidercan]

Which is impressive considering how good it already is!!

[wolf_blood]

Well, that's just how we roll.

[whateveraspidercan]

Also sometimes you tackle me and we roll off the bed or the couch

[wolf_blood]

That's also true, yes. I make no apologies, you're very tackle-able.

[whateveraspidercan]

And you are also very much a tackler. I think you enjoy launching yourself at people