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[whateveraspidercan]

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[whateveraspidercan]

You really think I'm that nice and sweet?

Yeah, no one I know really believes you're like you either.

Like... it's hard to believe someone as smart, funny, beautiful, and kind as you exists.

Let alone is interested in me.

Because my track record with girls is... blank. There's no record. You're the record.

[proactive_with_pep]

i do. how could i not? have you met you? i also used the word cute to describe you.

good thing there's Facetime. next time someone doubts you just call me. i'll squash any doubts they have.

nu uh. i seriously don't buy that! you haven't had just one girl before me? even a week long fling?

[whateveraspidercan]

That would be so cool!

Aunt May kind of wants to talk to you too. :-(

There was this one girl last year, she was a senior. And it was almost a thing.

But then her dad turned out to be like this super villain arms dealer and she had to move away.

[proactive_with_pep]

like, a quick talk to say hi, or a Liam Neeson "if you hurt him, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you" kind of talk?

see! sure her dad was by extension a super villain but that doesn't mean she was. i bet if she stayed you'd have made something out of it, right? (:

at least SHE wasn't the villain. that never ends well.

[whateveraspidercan]

Probably a "thank you for making him so happy" talk followed by the Liam Neeson one. Sorry.

Maybe. Buuuuut I'm glad it didn't.

lol, date a lot of villains?

jk, that would obviously never end well.

[proactive_with_pep]

if it's over the phone i can handle it. if she's related to you i doubt it'll be a bad convo.

me? no. nope. uh uh.

[a minute later...]

just one. but he wasn't one when we dated. not entirely. that doesn't count right?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but don't say I didn't warn you.

That is denying it way too hard!

Wait, he seriously became one?

Totally doesn't count, no.

[proactive_with_pep]

i will proceed with caution when it comes to your aunt.

yeah, he did. but he's good again. it's a long story. he lost himself for a while.

good. because that would have sucked had it counted.

[whateveraspidercan]

He got better? Doubly doesn't count.

I'm glad he got better though. It sucks when people you care about become bad.

[proactive_with_pep]

he did. he left for a while and when he came back he was better.

speaking from experience or observation?

[whateveraspidercan]

Just observation.

Unless Ned or Aunt May went evil I don't really have anyone close who that could have happened to.

[proactive_with_pep]

same. except it's nothing that can happen to anyone else. like, ever. which is good.

btw you need to let me know what song to use for the ring tone for you when you call. right now it's set to the sound of a duck. i haven't changed it yet.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait why can't it just be a duck?

[proactive_with_pep]

i never said it couldn't be. it can be if you want it to be. do you want it to be? bec it's super cute.

[whateveraspidercan]

I totally want it to be the duck!

[proactive_with_pep]

dick it is.

{auto-correct is not correct this time.}

wth?! DUCK. that was duck.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’ve seen how often jerk guys hit on you.

I figure you have to type duck a lot.

Ugh, I mean dick.

[proactive_with_pep]

it's not as often recently as it used to be.

sometimes i think my phone just hates me.

lol! now you know my pain.

[whateveraspidercan]

Really? That's good!

I feel like duck to dick is way worse :-P

[proactive_with_pep]

yep! though i think it has to do with possibly accidentally breaking a wrist of one jerk and word traveling fast.

it really is.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait, seriously?!?!

[proactive_with_pep]

yes. but it was an accident! i didn't mean to break his wrist. i had grabbed his hand and pulled it back barely but the idiot twisted as if to show off how easily he could get out of my kung fu grasp and well...SNAP.

[whateveraspidercan]

I have been high-fiving and fist-bumping you way too casually.

[proactive_with_pep]

:P it was an accident and i even said i was sorry...granted it was after he was gone and everyone thought i was some whack job.

[whateveraspidercan]

I have delicate little nerd wrists, I have to be careful.

That's good that you apologized.