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[whateveraspidercan]

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look what u made me do

[roguefirecracker]

I'm kinda thinkin' you don't actually exist since I've never laid eyes on you in the flesh.

[Have a random text from a Boston area code Peter.]

Re: look what u made me do

[whateveraspidercan]

Old phone, who dis?

[roguefirecracker]

Faith.

Tho I wouldn't be surprised if you still don't know who I am. Pretty sure B don't go braggin' about me much.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh! Buffy’s friend!

She’s talked about you!

It’s nice to finally meet you!

[roguefirecracker]

Has she now? All good things I hope.

Likewise. It'd be better to meet you in person. I feel like every time you come out here B doesn't bring you around intentionally. Makes a girl curious as to why. I'm thinkin' we oughta remedy that, don't you?

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't think Buffy would be friends with someone who she didn't have good stuff to say about

Sure! Next time I'm out I'll make sure she introduces us in person.

[Because obviously all of Buffy's pretty cryptic warnings were just him misinterpreting stuff. All her other friends were really cool.]

[roguefirecracker]

Of course not! But we're close like sisters, so sometimes it can get a little catty between us, but we share a bond other people don't.

You try that and let me know how it goes. Just in case she dodges us meeting up you let me know where you two are and I'll find a way to manage to bump into you two. Sorta like a surprise we don't tell her about.

[whateveraspidercan]

It happens. My best friend Ned and I argue sometimes

I love him but Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie, I don’t care what he says

Uhhhhhh

That sounds 100% like lying to Buffy and is not going to happen

I promise to convince her though :-)

[roguefirecracker]

Uh huh. Completely the same.

[Faith has zero idea wtf Peter is talking about. She does not speak dweeb.]

Dude, are you for reals? That's not lying.

How about we just agree to meet up at the Bronze and you can tell her on the way?

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s deception, which is basically the same thing

Don’t worry, I’ll just tell her you’re at the Bronze and want to meet you. She’ll be fine with it

[roguefirecracker]

Not really, but I'm not going to argue with ya.

You think so? I'm bettin' she'll skirt around the idea and something will 'suddenly come up' and the two of you won't make it to the Bronze.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well then I’ll go to the Bronze to meet you and if she wants to be there when it happens she can come

[roguefirecracker]

[Excuse Faith from responding right away, she's too busy laughing her head off.]

You got balls. I like that. It won't fly with her tho, y'gotta know that by now.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wanna bet?

[roguefirecracker]

Hell yeah. Better make it worth my while.

[whateveraspidercan]

So what's the wager then?

[roguefirecracker]

Something harmless. For me if I win, how 'bout you owe me a dance?


[A completely-100%-harmless-test-driving-out-Buffy's-boyfriend dance.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhhhh

Okay, but if I win you have to do whatever Buffy says for a week

[roguefirecracker]

That's dirty. But sure, whatever. Deal.

When's the next time you come out so I can be prepared whichever way the bet goes?

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh!

In a couple of weeks! But it’s a surprise so don’t tell

[roguefirecracker]

You mean you want me to lie to her?

[whateveraspidercan]

... touché

If she asks if you know when I’m coming then you can tell her

[roguefirecracker]

Considering she doesn't know I got your number I'm sure the question won't come up. Your surprise is safe with me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait... if she didn't give it to you how did you get it?

[roguefirecracker]

Not all that complicated, Dick Cheney.

I copied your contact info from B's phone, sent my contact in her phone a text with your info and the rest is history.