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[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, this is Peter Parker. Uh... leave me a message? Or text me... text me would probably be better.

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[wolf_blood]

okay so I know the rule is that I can't buy a claymore

but. I really want to put it on my birthday wishlist

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but for Christmas I'm asking that you only use it in a way that I would deem safe and/or necessary

[wolf_blood]

that gives me 8 months. Deal.

[whateveraspidercan]

I hope you REALLY APPRECIATE the leeway I’m giving you and know that using it wisely will likely result in more privileges

[wolf_blood]

I'm not entirely sure why but that was very sexy

and I guess if I used it I wouldn't HAVE it anymore

[whateveraspidercan]

Was it me being kinda firm or giving you my blessing to use a giant bladed weapon?

Well I hope you wouldn't use it in a way that would get it taken away!

[wolf_blood]

probably both. yeah, gotta be both.

no I mean like it's one use only

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait you're talking about a landmine claymore and not a huge sword claymore?!

[wolf_blood]

oh! yes - I mean I would love a huge sword, don't get me wrong, but I look ridiculous swinging a sword that's almost bigger than me, I've seen it

[whateveraspidercan]

Uhhh

What are you wanting to do with a landmine?

[wolf_blood]

right now I'm just building up my future home security inventory

[whateveraspidercan]

With a landmine?!

[wolf_blood]

Yes.

[whateveraspidercan]

Where are you going to put it?

[wolf_blood]

I won't know the answer to that till we've got a yard

[whateveraspidercan]

You can't put it in the yard! Someone might step on it or whatever!

[wolf_blood]

that's the security bit

[whateveraspidercan]

What if it's a friend or family member?

[wolf_blood]

hang on. are you implying that you think there is a possibility I would be so willy nilly with my perimeter placement and lacking in preventative measures to keep family and friends from stepping on the landmine?

no, I'm kidding, I'm not going to put any live ones in the ground. I mean if I were there would be a very detailed plan, there'd have to be other deterrents around the area it was buried, etc etc but there are ANIMALS. I am going to have signs that claim there are such things buried around the perimeter though.

[whateveraspidercan]

I think if we tell Rickon there is a landmine somewhere he will do everything he can to set it off

But we will have other fun defenses, right?

[wolf_blood]

come on, we're not dumb enough to tell rickon that

yes, I know what saying that implies about me

that is a ridiculous question. we're gonna have the homiest could-be-a-fortress-in-30-seconds home ever.

[whateveraspidercan]

Will you tell me some of the things you have planned later tonight?

We can lay in bed while you talk about all the home defense stuff you want to include

[wolf_blood]

That sounds perfect, yes. Do you want to see the potential maps tonight too or save those for a not in bed occasion?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah save those for a not in bed time

[wolf_blood]

I figured, but I wanted to establish they exist either way