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[whateveraspidercan]

Hey, this is Peter Parker. Uh... leave me a message? Or text me... text me would probably be better.

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[wolf_blood]

I’m not lost, I’m exploring!

…

That said, do you know where I am?

[whateveraspidercan]

Where you always are, in my heart

[wolf_blood]

AHA

So you admit that I was right then

Yours is bigger

Otherwise all these big ass buildings wouldn't fit in here

[whateveraspidercan]

Your heart could be even bigger though!

[wolf_blood]

Nope. There are definitely no skyscrapers in my heart.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah it's mostly castles and stuff in here

[wolf_blood]

... I have backed myself into a corner here.

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you mean in our conversation or like

You're literally, physically backed into a corner right now?

[wolf_blood]

In our conversation. I am not physically backed into a corner.

[whateveraspidercan]

Hah! HAH! YOU ADMIT IT!

I'm putting this on the calendar

Screenshotting it and making a poster

Gonna be a familial holiday

[wolf_blood]

you know what? fair enough. fair enough!

how will we celebrate this familial holiday?

[whateveraspidercan]

I don't know I'm still in shock over here

[wolf_blood]

feel free to stay in shock for the whole 'holiday'

[whateveraspidercan]

Just wandering around not sure if this is the real world or just a Fanta Sea?

Okay now that I type that out I realize it’s probably “fantasy” in the song

[wolf_blood]

what flavor Fanta Sea would you want, though?

[whateveraspidercan]

Orange, duh

[wolf_blood]

I like pineapple best

[whateveraspidercan]

I feel like if I had pineapple without knowing what it was supposed to taste like I would like it

But it’s not enough like an actual pineapple for me

[wolf_blood]

that makes total sense as a review

[whateveraspidercan]

6.5/10

Decent as a Fanta but lacking as a Pineapple Fanta

[wolf_blood]

Valid and accurate

[whateveraspidercan]

Now I want pineapple juice though!

[wolf_blood]

I'll stop and get some on the way home

[whateveraspidercan]

Really? Awww, you’re the best

[wolf_blood]

Excuse you, I'd like the bar higher than that